When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed.
- Good heavens, what is this? - he said.
- Why, it's bean soup - she replied.
- I don't care what it has been - he sputtered.
- What is it now?
- I thought you were trying to get into shape?
- I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.
Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.
A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.
The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.
A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.
The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."
On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.
