Best jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?
→ Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?
→ His balk was worse than his bite!

Why are Gorillas underpaid?
→ They're willing to work peanuts!

Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?
→ Hairy Truman!

Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?
→ Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?
→ Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?
→ Ben/Anna!

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?
→ The bear hug!

Which song title makes an Ape heartsick?
→ Gorilla My Dreams!

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?
→ Nutty Marietta!