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Ugly Treasure
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
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- Yo Mama Jokes 333
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Ugly Contest
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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Short Backflips
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
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Short Handball Curb
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
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Short Ladder Dime
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
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Short Posing
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
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Short Trophy Pose
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
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Marked Absent
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
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Dark Night School
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
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Night School Absent
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!