Best jokes

WE DON'T SERVE WOMEN HERE!

(you have to bring your own)

If god had wanted us to run around naked, we would have been born that way.

Grant's Bar and Casino:
Liquor in the front,
Poker in the rear.

If K-Tel sold toasters...

They would not be available in stores, and you would get a free set of Ginsu knives.

If Radio Shack made toasters...

The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anything about it. You would be able to buy all the parts to build your own toaster.

If Timex made toasters...

They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toasters that take a licking and keep on toasting.

If Thinking Machines made toasters...

You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of bread at the same time.

If the Franklin Mint made toasters...

Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted piece of your authentic Civil War pewter toaster.

If Sony made toasters...

Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger than the single piece of bread it is meant to toast, can be conveniently attached to your belt.

If the NSA made toasters...

Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access in case they needed to get at your toast for reasons of national security.