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Big Irish Spider
What do you call a big irish spider?
→ Paddy long legs!
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Broken Web
What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
→ Darn it!
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Eight Legs In Trees
What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?
→ Four anti road protesters?
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Spiders Like Tops
Why are spiders like tops?
→ They are always spinning!
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Tarantula And Rose
What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?
→ I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!
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Late Spider Husband
What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?
→ Your spinning me a yarn here!
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Spider's Favorite Show
What is a spiders favorite TV show?
→ The newly web game!
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Spider And Elephant Cross
What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
→ I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!
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Spider Webs
What are spiders webs good for?
→ Spiders!
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Modern Spider
How do you spot a modern spider?
→ He doesn't have a web he had a website!