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Athlete's Foot In Space
If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get?
→ Missile toe.
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Biggest Helmet
Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?
→ The one with the biggest head.
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The Snowman's Dog
Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?
→ Because Frost bites.
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By The Fire
Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?
→ A Snowman.
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Snowman Money
What kind of money do snowmen use?
→ Iced lolly.
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Snowman E-mail
How do snowmen read their e-mails?
→ With an icy-stare!
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Snowman Webpages
Where do snowmen put their webpages?
→ On the winternet.
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Angry Astronaut
What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?
→ He blasts off!
The Astronomer
What is an astronomer?
→ A night watchman with a college education.
Student Alien Cross
What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
→ Something from another universe-ity!