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The Worst Journey in the World by Helen Back

How to fleas travel?
→ Itch hiking!

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?
→ Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

Where do bees go on holiday?
→ Stingapore!

Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?
→ An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!

A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London.

"Excuse me, but if you wanted the steak you might not get one as there is a shortage due to the mad cow disease," says the waiter.

The Texan says, "What's a shortage?"

The Russian says, "What's a steak?"

The New Yorker says, "What's excuse me?"

What did dela wear? (Delaware)
→ Her New Jersey

A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy are standing on a cliff. The French guy throws a case of fine wine off the cliff. "Why did you do that?" asked the other men.
"We have plenty of fine wine in France," said the man. Next, the Cuban guy throws a box of fine cigars off the cliff. "Why did you do that?" asked the other men. "We have plenty of cigars in Cuba," said the Cuban man. Finally, the American man pickes up the Cuban man and throw' him off the cliff. "What did you do that for?" asked the French man. "We have plenty of Cubans in America," answered the American man.

Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus home,' suggested a friend.

'My mother would only make me take it back,' Sam said.

- Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel?

- Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.