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What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses?
→ The meatric system, silly!

- 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time?

- 2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII!

- My dog is great at math.

- Really?

- Ask him how much is two minus two.

- But two minus two is nothing!

- That's what he'll answer, nothing!

What is 74 to a blonde?
→ 69 plus VAT

Laws of Accounting

1. Trial balances don't
2. Bank reconciliations never do
3. Working Capital does not
4. Return on Investments never will

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem)
→ Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

"Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman.

"Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.

"You're under 18," replies the barman.

One idiot said to the other, "You know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't."

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?"

"Somebody else's pants."

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?
→ He puts down the three and carries the one.