Random joke from this category
Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling roar.
"Let's get out of here!" said Sauer.
"Go on, if'n you want to," said the other redneck. "But Ah'm stayin' for the whole movie!"
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
→ 'Hey sis, you awake?'
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at the local bar. One said, "Heard ya went to the big city Jeb."
His friend replied, "Yep. Even tried me out one of those 'loose women' ya always hear about."
"You don't say," said the first man. "Bet that was costly."
"Nope." Jeb smirked. "Kinfolk."
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.
"Why so glum, Chum?" asked the kindly stranger.
"If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister?"
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
→ 'Hey y'all... Watch this!'
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
→ Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been coloured in yet.
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
→ Pump kin.
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
→ To meet chicks.
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
→ Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down a bit.
