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A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"

Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"

What's the best way to kill a man?
→ Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.

The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins."

"What a coincidence!" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."

The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You, sir, are the father of triplets."

"Wow, that's really an incredible coincidence," he answered. "I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down."

An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back. This time, she turned to the third man, who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply.

"Don't tell me another coincidence?" asked the nurse.

After finally regaining his composure, he said, "I don't believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."

After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the fourth guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and, after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness.

The nurse asked, "Sir, are you all right?"

"Yes" says the man, "I'm o.k. now. I just had a shocking thought. I work at the 7-11 Store."

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Why do men prefer blondes?
→ Men always like intellectual company.

What is defference between man and Superman?
→ Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.

It is a well-known fact that when a man is bald at the front of his head, it's because he's a great thinker.

Also, when a man is bald at the back of his head, it's because he's sexy.

Unfortunately, when a man is bald both front and back, he only thinks he's sexy...

When should you care for a man's company?
→ When he owns it.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don't like to interrupt her.