The New Drum
The New Drum by Major Headache
Random joke from this category
The New Drum by Major Headache
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cuba
- Cuba who?
- Cuba wood!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bull
- Bull who?
- Bull the chain when your done!
Will He Win? by Betty Wont
What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters?
→ Pen Gwyn!
What did the envelope say to the stamp?
→ "Stick with me and we'll go places."
Where do you put letters to boys?
→ In a mail (male) box.
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Coffin
- Coffin who?
- Coffin and spluttering!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Betsy
- Betsy who?
- Betsy of all, it's a cadillac!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Armageddon
- Armageddon who?
- Armageddon getting out of here!