Language Jokes — most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ayatollah

- Ayatollah who?

- Ayatollah you already!

Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn't liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad.
Came the reply:
"I don't lay egg sir I just lay table!"

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Boyzone

- Boyzone who?

- Boyzone adventures!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Auntie

- Auntie who?

- Auntie glad to see me again!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ashley

- Ashley who?

- Ashley-t's foot!

Peek-a-Boo! by I. C. Hugh

You'd never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle shop the other day.

He was complaining because he couldn't decide whether to buy a bike with a high top speed but poor acceleration, or one with lots of torque and a fast acceleration but a poor top speed.

Eventually he decided on the second one because it cost a lot less.

After all... torque is cheap.

Why do people leave letters at the football ground?
→ They want to catch the last goal-post!

What two words have thousands of letters in them?
→ Post office.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Con

- Con who?

- Con unhinged!