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What type of sense of humor does rain have?
→ A very wet sense of humor

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?
→ By witchful thinking.

Where did the witch get her furniture?
→ From the ideal gnome exhibition!

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?
→ A witch with a blindfold!

Why did the weather want privacy?
→ It was changing

Why do tornadoes move so erratically?
→ They are dizzy

How can you make a witch itch?
→ Take away her "W."

In the summer desert heat, what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil?
→ You are really blowing a lot of hot air

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

How did the hail stone describe it's life?
→ It really has a lot of ups and downs