Language Jokes — most viewed jokes

What do tired line dancers do?
→ They Line Down :-)

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?
→ Because it needs bailing out.

The Embarrassing Moment by Lucy Lastic

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?
→ A Kong - vict!

What language do the Vatican Police speak?
→ Pig Latin!

What is the difference between a musician and a dead body?
→ One composes and the other decomposes.

On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make sure everything was done according to proper etiquette. So she begins and says, "Sir, I offer you my honor."

He replies, "I honor your offer."

And that's how it goes all night. Honor, offer. Honor, offer. Honor, offer.

What letter stands for the ocean?
→ The letter C.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Beets

- Beets who?

- Beets me, but I just forgot the joke!

What is a duck's favorite dance?
→ The quackstep!