Stay Out of Sight
Stay out of sight - Lei Lo
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Stay out of sight - Lei Lo
Pig Breeding by Lena Bacon
How can you make a soup rich?
→ Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type here."
Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?
→ Because the dimes (times) have changed.
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Clown
- Clown who?
- Clown for the count!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Buggy
- Buggy who?
- Buggy Jean is not my lover!
What food are you able to can?
→ Cannibal (can able) food.
- Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare?
- Pupil: No
- Teacher: What have you read then?
- Pupil: Umm, I've got red hair!
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.