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"Where's your pencil, Bud?" the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain.
- I ain't got one, Sir.
- You're in England now, Bud. Not ain't, haven't. I haven't got a pencil. You haven't got a pencil. They haven't got a pencil.
- Gee! Pop said things were tough in this country, but I didn't know pencils were so hard to come by.
You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there?
→ He's the one with a duck.
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
→ That's a military secret.
A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer. "That will be one ruble," says the bartender.
"One ruble!" the customer protests, "last week it was only fifty kopeks!" "Well," replies the bartender, "it's fifty kopeks for the beer and fifty kopecs for the perestroika." Reluctantly, the customer gives the bartender a ruble, and is surprised when the bartender gives him back fifty kopecs and says, "We are out of beer."
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away.
He replies, "Those ones were pointed on the wrong end."
The buddy gets exasperated and says... "You idiot, those are for the other side of the house!"
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?
→ Som Ting Wong
How do Filipinos count money?
→ One-a, two-a, three-a, four-a, another-a ...
How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ 10,000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
→ In France.
These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away.
He replies, "Those ones were pointed on the wrong end." The buddy gets exasperated and says, "You idiot, those nails are for the other side of the house!"
