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How do nuns surf the web?
→ On the Hymnternet.

- Why do you think your report should be on the net?

- Because my marks are all 'E's.

I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay.
It's fun to call him...
"Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane.
Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd.

How do you find white shirts on the Internet?
→ Use a starch engine.

What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
→ You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

- You're a big Internet fan aren't you?

- Yes - it's becoming a habit!

My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"

- Have you seen www.quasimodo.com?

- I'm not sure, but certainly rings a bell.

- Have you seen www.topsecret.com?

- If I have, I'm not going to tell you.

How do dolphins send messages?
→ By sea-mail.