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How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?
→ "Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill."

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?
→ Because business was very light.

A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. "You've been billing us for weekly house calls to Mr. Ivanov for the last six months. Haven't you noticed that Mr. Ivanov has passed away?"

"Sure I noticed! He was my favorite patient, I visit him at cemetery."

A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours."

The banker said, "Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him."

A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.

On the paper there was a single line which simply said: "Is this a question?" - Discuss.

After a short time he wrote: "If that is a question, then this is an answer."

The student received an "A" on the exam.

A Boston brokerage house advertised for a "young Harvard graduate or the equivalent."

Among the inquiries received was one from a Yale grad. He said, "Do you mean two Princeton men, or a Yale man part time?"

What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses?
→ Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

Is there big money in the cattle business?
→ So I've herd!

What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses?
→ Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?
Its true....

Comet cleans sinks!

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?
→ Everything's $100.