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What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
→ A mobile sperm bank.

A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....." She sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the cock-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts "Be silent!" There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting, "OEING! OEING! OEING! OE...."

What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
→ They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
→ Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you call a blonde lesbian?
→ A waste.

What's the difference between a computer and a blonde?
→ The computer is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
→ To see what was on the other side.

What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
→ Hump me dump me

How do you confuse a blonde?
→ Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner.

How do you confuse her even more?
→ Ask her where she went.

Why can't blondes water-ski?
→ When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.