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If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas?
→ His wife!

How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?
→ She was the beast of the show!

- Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.

- I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite!

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?
→ A recipe spook.

A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London.

- Excuse me, but if you wanted the steak you might not get one as there is a shortage due to the mad cow disease - says the waiter.

The Texan says:

- What's a shortage?

The Russian says:

- What's a steak?

The New Yorker says:

- What's excuse me?

How do you know you're flying over Poland?
→ Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
→ Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough.
If it isn't, cut the barrel down a bit.

Two elephants jumped off a cliff.......
BOOM BOOM!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth

- Get out of the way, your in my light!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito

- Go away, sucker!