Police Jokes — most commented jokes

What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all?
→ A going-away party.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?
→ Because it needs bailing out.

When did the criminal get smart?
→ When the judge threw the book at him.

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?
→ F.B.I.

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?
→ A safe robbery.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?
→ One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.

What diploma do criminals get?
→ The third degree.

If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?
→ Organised grime (crime).

Who is the strongest thief?
→ A shoplifter.

What kind of thief steals meat?
→ A hamburglar.