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Flowers and Burglar
What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?
→ Robbery with violets!
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Criminal Mayfly
What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies?
→ Baddy long legs!
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Robbery in China
What do you call a robbery in China?
→ A Chinese take away!
Gangster of the Sea
Who is the biggest gangster in the sea?
→ Al Caprawn!
Burglar Tennis Players
Why are burglars such good tennis players?
→ Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!
Parrot in Prison
What was the parrot doing in prison?
→ It was a jail-bird!
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Pens in Prison
Why do pens get sent to prison?
→ To do long sentences!
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World's Greatest Thief
Who was the world's greatest thief?
→ Atlas, because he held up the whole world!
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Catching Measles
Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?
→ So he could break out.
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Stars in Jail
What stars go to jail?
→ Shooting stars.