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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Human Cannonball Barbie ...complete with spring-loaded cannon that will shoot her 15-20 feet

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Hunchback Barbie ...pull the string and she cries, "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Mortal Kombat Barbie ...includes more blood than you can even imagine

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Avalanche Barbie ...buried in 16 feet of snow

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Venus de Milo Barbie ...made of rock; no head, no arms

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Manic-Depressive Barbie ...with a set of Oriental throwing knives

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Broken Bungee Barbie ...

Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement

Old man O'Malley had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned.

The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the Widow O'Malley of her old man's death. He showed up at the front door and rang the bell. When she came to the door, he said, "I'm sorry to tell you, but your poor husband passed away at work today when he fell into the vat and drowned."

She wept and covered her face with her apron and after a time, between sobs, she asked, "Tell me, did he suffer?"

"Knowing Brian O'Malley as well as I did, I don't think so," said the foreman, "He got out three times to go to the men's room."

Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. "Say," he said to the bartender, "how tall is a penguin?"

"About two and a half feet."

"Thank God!" cried Monahan. "I thought I ran over a nun!"