Mom/Dad Jokes — most commented jokes

- Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.

- Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

- Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?

- Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two."

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.

He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."

Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken.
His father wrote back saying, "In my day I thought nothing of walking ten miles."
Josh wrote back, "To tell the truth, I didn't think much of it either."

Did you hear about the Omaha mother who got tired of putting name tags on her son's shirts, so she had his name legally changed to "Machine Washable"?

Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door, "Back in 30 minutes," so he sat down to wait for himself?

Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?

- Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school.

- Mother: That's my son.

- Teacher: Oh! I'm so sorry.

- Mother: You're sorry?

John was hard at work with the broom in his family's tent.
His mother came in and said, 'That's nice. Are you sweeping out the tent?'
'No,' John answered. 'I'm sweeping out the dirt.'

- Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp.

- Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation?

- Sammy: No. They do!