Medicine — most commented jokes

- Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish

- Poor sole!

- Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet.

- Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!

- Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well.

- That's quite enough out of you!

- Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar

- Don't worry you'll soon change!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit

- Will you get out of my hair!

- Doctor, Doctor I've a split personality

- Well, you'd better both sit down then!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.

- Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.

- But I'm not allowed up on the couch!

- Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.

- You're too tents.

- Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.

- Next please!

- You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.

- That's because you've got your hand on my watch!