Medicine — most commented jokes

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel

- That's shocking!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge

- What's come over you?

- Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a woodworm

- How boring for you!

- Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking

- Do you drink a lot?

- Not really - I spill most of it!

- Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.

- Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.

- Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it?

- Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!

- Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show?

- Absolutely nothing!

- Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing.

- I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!

- Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle.

- I see your point!

- Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad?

- Well, I wouldn't start watching any new soap operas!

- Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog!

- Sit!