Medicine — most commented jokes

Why are false teeth like stars?
→ Because they come out at night.

What helps keep your teeth together?
→ Toothpaste.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?
→ Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

- Willie: I have an awful toothache.

- Tommie: I'd have it taken out if it was mine.

- Willie: Yes, if it was yours, I would, too.

Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?
→ Because he said his teeth weren't loose.

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?
→ Smack a monster.

Why are vampires like false teeth?
→ They all come out at night.

- Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...

- Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it.

What did the tooth say to the dentist?
→ "Fill 'er up!"

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?
→ "Thar's gold in them thar fills."