Language Jokes — most commented jokes

What letter should you avoid?
→ The letter A because it makes men mean.

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?
→ MT (empty).

How many letters are there in the alphabet?
→ Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?
→ Because it is in the middle of TNT.

What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it?
→ Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.

Where do you put letters to boys?
→ In a mail (male) box.

When is a letter damp?
→ When it has postage due (dew).

What girl's name is like a letter?
→ Kay (K).

What letter is like a vegetable?
→ The letter P.

Why do postmen carry letters?
→ Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.