Language Jokes — most commented jokes

What does an envelope say when you lick it?
→ Nothing. It just shuts up.

Why did the witch's mail rattle?
→ It was a chain letter.

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?
→ Stone.

- Teacher: Fred, give me a sentence starting with "I."

- Fred: I is . . .

- Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say "I am."

- Fred: Oh, right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?
→ By Bony Express.

What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter?
→ Best vicious . . .

How does a ghost start a letter?
→ Tomb it may concern.

What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?
→ It's a dead letter day.

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?
→ Fang mail.

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?
→ She had never learned to spell properly.