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Dracula's Mail
Who does Dracula get letters from?
→ His fang club.
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Who does Dracula get letters from?
→ His fang club.
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
→ At the ghost office.
His girlfriend returned all his letters.
I bet she marked them "second class male!"
What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters?
→ Pen Gwyn!
Why do people leave letters at the football ground?
→ They want to catch the last goal-post!
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
→ "I've become attached to you."
What did the envelope say to the stamp?
→ "Stick with me and we'll go places."
What two words have thousands of letters in them?
→ Post office.
What letter stands for the ocean?
→ The letter C.
What 8-letter word has one letter in it?
→ Envelope.