Kids Jokes — most commented jokes

'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock,' said the principal to a new boy.
'No, Sir. I've got a digital watch that bleeps at three-fifteen.'

That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?
→ A phone moan.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?
→ A party line!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?
→ A party line!

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?
→ You get a tizzy signal!

How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone?
→ Mellow.

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?
→ Yellow?

How does a skeleton call her friends?
→ On a telebone.

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?
→ Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!