Kids Jokes — most commented jokes

What do vampires cross the sea in?
→ Blood vessels.

What happened to the two mad vampires?
→ They both went a little batty.

When is the best time to go shopping?
→ When the stores are open.

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?
→ Time to get a new watchdog.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?
→ Five after one.

What dog can tell the time?
→ A watch dog!

Why did the kid put his clock in the oven?
→ He wanted to have a hot time.

- Julie: What time is it?

- Counsellor: Three o'clock.

- Julie: Oh, no!

- Counsellor: What's the matter?

- Julie: I've been asking the time all day. And everybody gives me a different answer!

Why did the girl sit on her watch?
→ She wanted to be on time.

Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock?
→ Because she felt like killing time.