Amish Teen in Trouble

10 Signs Your Amish Teen's In Trouble

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.
11. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
12. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.
13. When you criticize him, he yells:

- Thou sucketh!

6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."
7. Defiantly says:

- If I had a radio, I'd listen to disco!.

4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.
5. Uses slang expression:

- Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening.

2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese."
3. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.