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Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
→ He was having a bad hare day!

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What is a collie puppy's favorite toy?
→ A chew-chew train!

Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?
→ They have short tales!

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?
→ All her children had gone to the dogs.

Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund?
→ He wanted a dog they could all pet at once.

- Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short!

- Clerk: Too short? Why, all four of them touch the floor.

- Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

- Nurse: No change yet.

The seven-year old girl told her mom:

- A boy in my class asked me to play doctor.

- Oh, dear - the mother nervously sighed.

- What happened, honey?

- Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company.

Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager:

- How much is that new Barbie in the window?

The Manager replied:

- Which one? We have Barbie goes to the gym for $19.95, Barbie goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie goes shopping for $19.95, Barbie goes to the beach for $19.95, Barbie goes to the Nightclub for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $375.00.

- Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?!? - Ralph asked surprised.

The Manager replies:

- Well, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat and Ken's furniture.