Kids Jokes — most commented jokes

The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.

- Why so glum, Chum? - asked the kindly stranger.

- If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister?

A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures he'll spend about 3 bucks on the ingredients, the kids will sell maybe 10 glasses and then drink the rest and get stomach aches. His eventual response:

- Go stand on the corner for two hours and come back, I'll give you two dollars. Everybody wins.

A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play.

- What part? - the mother asked.

- I play a Jewish husband - the boy replied.

- Go back to school and tell your teacher that you want a speaking role!

A little boy came running into the kitchen. He said:

- Dad, dad, there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face.

- Tell him you've already got one - said his father.

- Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?

- No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face.

- Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.

- Henry: If you're so smart, what did I have?

- Counselor: Eggs.

- Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!

Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "If I ever stop hating girls," said one to the other, "I think I'll stop hating her first."

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
→ One. After that the basket won't be empty.

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
→ The baby chick was a little cheeper!

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
→ The Easter Barney!