Gender Jokes — most commented jokes

How many men does it take to open a beer?
→ None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

- Freda: Boys whisper they love me.

- Fred: Well, they wouldn't admit it out loud, would they?

Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the first fisherman said: "double my I.Q" so the mermaid did it and to his surprise he started reciting shakespeare.

Then the second fisherman said: "triple my I.Q." and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn't know existed.

The third fisherman was so impressed he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the mermaid said "Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life!" the fisherman said "yes" so the mermaid turned him into a woman

A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.
The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce."

"Because," the man says, "I live in a two-story house."

The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that?
What is the big deal about a two-story house?"

The man answers, "Well Judge, one story is 'I have a headache' and the other story is 'It's that time of the month.'"

Define Transvestite:
→ A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

Is it sexual harassment if you go to a woman and tell her her hair smells nice?
→ What if the man is a dwarf?

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Why do men like blonde jokes??
→ Because they can understand them.

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Bearded Barbie ...complete with tweezers

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Militant Femminist Barbie ...with an assault rifle