Gender Jokes — most commented jokes

What kind of pig do sows dislike?
→ Male Chauvinist Pigs.

Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women?
→ Because when it's time to go back to childhood, a man is already there.

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

How many men does it take to mop the floor?
→ None, it's a women's job.

Why do men float better than women?
→ Because they are scum.

What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do laundry right now!"

What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C'mon blah, blah, blah, blah, you and I blah, blah, blah, blah, on the floor blah, blah, blah, blah, no clothes blah, blah, blah, blah, right now!

Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!"
The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "Stupid!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner he slams into a pig in the middle of the road.

Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.
What do men dream of?
→ Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.

If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?