Gender Jokes — most commented jokes

What kind of pig do sows dislike?
→ Male Chauvinist Pigs.

Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women?
→ Because when it's time to go back to childhood, a man is already there.

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

How many men does it take to mop the floor?
→ None, it's a women's job.

Why do men float better than women?
→ Because they are scum.

What a woman says:

- This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C'mon blah, blah, blah, blah, you and I blah, blah, blah, blah, on the floor blah, blah, blah, blah, no clothes blah, blah, blah, blah, right now!

Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells:

- PIG!

The man immediately leans out his window and replies:

- Stupid!

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner he slams into a pig in the middle of the road.

Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.
What do men dream of?
→ Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.

If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?