Food Jokes — most commented jokes

What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast?
→ Weedie Bix!!

What's the definition of a cannibal?
→ Someone who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

How can you help a starving cannibal?
→ Give them a hand!

What did the cannibal have for lunch?
→ Baked beings (beans).

Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.'

The other one replied, 'Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.'

A cannibal's dilemma: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian?
→ He couldn't stop eating swedes.

What is the cannibals' favorite game?
→ Swallow my Leader.

The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in.

- "Your Majesty," he said, "the slaves are revolting!"

- "You don't have to tell me," said the king. "I'm trying to eat them. Where did we get these slaves anyway?"

- "From the country next door," replied the servant.

- "We must get a new butcher," said the king. "Bring me Delia Smith."

- "We can't, Your Majesty, she's still cooking for you."

- "Well, bring her to me once she's crispy enough," said the king.

Did you hear about the cannibal who committed suicide?
→ He got himself into a real stew.