Food Jokes — most commented jokes

- Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll?

- Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!

What do you call two rows of cabbages?
→ A dual cabbageway!

- Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again?

- That's funny, Mom. I can't remember either.

Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.

"And what's your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy.

"Butter."

"I hope your first name's not Roland," smirked the secretary.

"No, ma'am. It's Brendan."

How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge?
→ There are foot prints in the butter.

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
→ Buttered host.

Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one.

"Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one.

"Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

What looks just like half a loaf of bread?
→ Its other half.