Food Jokes — most commented jokes

- Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now there's only one. Why?

- Fred: I don't know. It must have been so dark I didn't see the other one.

- Say something soft and sweet to me.

- Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake...

What cheese is made backwards?
→ Edam.

- Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today.

- Cook: There is.

- Fred: No, there isn't. There's only cheese pie.

- Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.

What musical instrument goes with cheese?
→ Picklelo.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?
→ Thank you, I'll just have a slither.

What cake wanted to rule the world?
→ Attila the Bun.

- Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones?

- Mrs Jones: Yes, very much.

- Girl: That's funny. My mom said you didn't have any taste.

- Flo: Try some of my sponge cake.

- Joe: It's a bit tough.

- Flo: That's strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.

What's the fastest cake in the world?
→ Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.