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Small Furry Bacon Smell
What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
→ A hamster.
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What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
→ A hamster.
What's the best day to eat bacon?
→ Fry-day.
What are apricots?
→ Where monkeys sleep.
- Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.
- I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite!
How do you make gold soup?
→ Put 14 carrots in it.
What sort of soup do skeletons like?
→ One with plenty of body in it.
- I'd say he was spineless.
- Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.
What ghost is handy in the kitchen?
→ A recipe spook.
What's the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
→ A pizza can feed a family of four.
Why did the grape cross the road?
→ To get away from the grapefruit.