Random joke from this category
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it."
"Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second.
"You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish and....'"
How are men like noodles?
→ They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.
What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?
→ A hot dog and a six pack.
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
→ Any place without a drive-up window.
Where did the burgers go after their wedding?
→ On a bun-eymoon!
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all of us eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to? You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."
The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake."
Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet?
- Why are we running so fast?
- Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"
What does a bee get at McDonalds?
→ A humburger!
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?
→ Because the label said General Foods.
