Food Jokes — most commented jokes

Why did the mouse eat a candle?
→ For some light refreshment!

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?
→ A mouse sandwich!

What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?
→ Mice Krispies!

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?
→ Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?
→ You can't mash Frankenstein.

- FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me?

- SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I can't stand Chinese food.

What's the hardest part of making monster soup?
→ Stirring it.

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?
→ Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What do sea monsters have for dinner?
→ Fish and ships.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?
→ Bumpkin pie!