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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?
→ "Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've just cashed up."

What is the meaning of life?
→ All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.

Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven.
"Hungry, Seymour?" the Lord asked.
"I could eat," said Seymour.
The Lord opened a can of tuna, and they shared it.
While eating this humble meal, Seymour looked down into Hell and noticed the inhabitants devouring enormous steaks, pheasant, pastries and vodka.
The next day, the Lord again asked Seymour if he were hungry, and Seymour again said, "I could eat."
Once again, a can of tuna was opened and shared, while down below Seymour noticed a feast of caviar, champagne, lamb, truffles, brandy, and chocolates.
The following day, mealtime arrived and another can of tuna was opened.
Meekly, Seymour said, "Lord, I am very happy to be be in heaven as a reward for the good life I lived. But, this is heaven, and all I get to eat is tuna. But in the Other Place, they eat like Kings. I just don't understand."
"To be honest, Seymour," the Lord said, "for just two people, does it pay to cook?"

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
→ He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?
→ I believe he's eating your lettuce.

May I buy half a rabbit?
→ No, we don't split hares!

How do you make a rabbit stew?
→ Keep it waiting.

How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?
→ When it has hares in it.

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?
→ He knows a little ham goes a long way.