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Did you hear about the blonde who...

  • had more on her body than on her mind?
  • was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?
  • took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
  • got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?
  • was an M.D. - Mentally Deficient?
  • had a terrific stairway, but nothing upstairs?
  • thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?
  • was told she was a silly puss, but insisted she didn't have a crazy cat?
  • after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
  • went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
  • brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
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A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and "the boys" soon befriended him. Just before lunch one day a fellow worker came up to him and said, "You notice how the boss has been leaving work early for lunch and comes back late the past few weeks? Well, I've been going home and spending time with my wife. You oughta try it."

So our young friend snuck home, but as he entered his apartment, he could hear his wife and a man in his bedroom. Sneaking a peak into his bedroom, he caught his wife, with his BOSS in bed. Turning around, he quietly left the apartment and returned to work before his boss got back.

The next day, after the boss left, his friend nudged him and said, "I guess thats my cue! You gonna sneak home again today?"

To which our young friend replied, "Nah, I better not! I almost got caught yesterday!"

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