Random joke from this category
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their own computers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and Home Pages. They say they're doing everything they can to keep their marriage together.
How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Five. One to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so you can decide which one to buy, another one to write a remarkably similar one in another magazine the next month, a third to have a big one come out on glossy paper two months later that is by then completely out of date, a fourth to hint in her column that a completely new and updated bulb is coming out, and the fifth to report a rumor that that new bulb is shipping with a virus.
What do internet football fans sing?
→ E we go E we go, E we go!
Who's the chief of the internet?
→ E-ronimo!
Who writes all his plays on the Internet?
→ Will-e. Shakespeare.
Who looks after the EuroDisney website?
→ Mick e-mouse.
Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet?
→ Har e-potter.
Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?
→ Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.
What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing?
→ The e-aster bunny.
What goes round the middle of the Internet?
→ The e-quator.
