Computer Jokes — most commented jokes

How do dolphins send messages?
→ By sea-mail.

How do comedians send messages?
→ By tee-hee mail.

How do athletes send e-mails?
→ On the Inter-sweat.

How come you never write e-mails?
→ I'd rather send a note!

- Do you send e-mails on your home computer?

- What's the point?

- I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.

- Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents?

- Teacher: But your parents don't have a computer.

- Pupil: Exactly!

Why don't you stamp e-mails?
→ Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Why don't vikings send e-mails?
→ They prefer to use Norse code.

A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound asked for the address and the dalmation responded, "www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot."

Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua?
→ It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.