Christmas Jokes — most commented jokes

Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
→ Because they soot him!

What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels?
→ Father Christmas on roller skates!

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
→ Santa pause!

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
→ Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
→ Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
→ Santapplause!

Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
→ Santa Clues!

Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?
→ The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!

What happens to you at Christmas?
→ Yule be happy!