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Hanging From The Roof
What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof?
→ Tired arms!
Christmas Jokes — most commented jokes
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- Animal Jokes 3869
- April Fools Jokes 10
- At Work 856
- Aviation Jokes 339
- Bar Jokes 445
- Blonde Jokes 1226
- Business Jokes 842
- Camping Jokes 88
- Celebrities 657
- Christmas Jokes 343
- Clean Jokes 1299
- Comedian Jokes 85
- Computer Jokes 800
- Dirty Jokes 3278
- Doctor Jokes 989
- Drunks 538
- Dumb Jokes 1114
- Elderly Jokes 636
- Ethnic 982
- Farming Jokes 327
- Festival Jokes 300
- Food Jokes 1052
- Gender Jokes 298
- Golf Jokes 164
- Instrument Jokes 274
- Irish Jokes 242
- Kids Jokes 2024
- Language Jokes 1361
- Lawyer Jokes 565
- Marriage Jokes 1855
- Medicine 1113
- Men Jokes 959
- Military Jokes 384
- Mom/Dad Jokes 674
- Ouch 850
- Police Jokes 668
- Political Jokes 751
- Practical Jokes 33
- Red Indian Jokes 66
- Redneck Jokes 248
- Relationships 775
- Religion 1283
- School 906
- Science 461
- Sex Jokes 935
- Situations 1812
- Sport Jokes 602
- Stats/Math Jokes 214
- Travel Jokes 715
- War 134
- Women Jokes 1241
- Yo Mama Jokes 333
Random joke from this category
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Lost Umbrella
Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not?
→ Because it wasn't raining!
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Cat Greetings
How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
→ "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!
Stupid Turkey
Did you hear about the stupid turkey?
→ It was looking forward to Christmas!
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Vampire Turkey
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?
→ Grave-y!
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Christmas Cake
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
→ Your teeth!
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Wings Cannot Fly
What bird has wings but cannot fly?
→ Roast turkey!
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Hungry Turkey
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
→ The turkey - he's always stuffed!
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Big Cracker
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker?
→ My pop is bigger than yours!
Dog For Christmas
- Mum, can I have a dog for Christmas?
- No you can have turkey like everyone else!