Celebrities — most commented jokes

Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "If I ever stop hating girls," said one to the other, "I think I'll stop hating her first."

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?
→ They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor?
→ Rabbit De Niro!

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?
→ By tree mail!

How does James Bond type e-mails?
→ With his goldfinger.

What's got four legs and no ears?
→ Mike Tyson's dog.

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
→ Dingo Starr!

What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?
→ I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.

What do you call 1,000 heavily armed lesbians?
→ Militia Etheridge

Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."
Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Hillary tosses her perfectly hair-sprayed hair and says, "I could throw one hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all three of you out the window and make the whole country happy."